As you already know I am getting old so as a result of that, I wish to divide my most valuable treasures. But to win it ,you will have to present a presentation about how much you love me. First place will a get ten million pound prize, second place will win a five million pound and last place will win a one million pound prize. This will be happening tomorrow around supper, I will see you then.
Sir I love you more than words can wield the matter. I love you so much I would die for you.
Is that it … okay I guess that is.
What shall our second daughter say, our dearest Regan speak.
I don’t have much to say but all I want to say is that I love you with all my heart and I would do anything for you. You are the most important thing to me in the world, even more important than my sisters. it may be wrong of me to say that but you are my DAD, and you mean everything to me.
Thank you for that presentation, probably the best so far.
Last but not least our youngest born Cordelia speak
Nothing my lord.
NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare you say that!
No I don’t mean it like that, I meant it in the way that just because of the occasion i don’t love you more or no less.
Let me have a good time to think about it and I will come back to you later.
ONE DAY LATER
After that I have come to my conclusion. Please don’t hate me after this but after a long hard think about it I have decided that Regan shall get the first prize, Cordelia shall get second prize and last place will be Goneril

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